All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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