why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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