She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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