is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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