i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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