Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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