Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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