im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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