The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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