This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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