Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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