If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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