Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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