You're completely useless in the revolution.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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