I cockslap morals
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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