Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
