is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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