Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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