well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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