Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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