69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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