too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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