i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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