too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
