That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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