sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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