Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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