I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
