would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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