Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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