I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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