I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
"it" just moved
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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