Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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