paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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