it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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