Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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