He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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