I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Found your dick twin last night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The cops high fived after they tackled you
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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