11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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