I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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