R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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