omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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