I must be too annoying 4 u.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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