So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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