I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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