This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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