I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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