I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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