Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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