Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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