Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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