yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
