You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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